This ship will carry my body safe to shore » Cherik
Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you will ever know. My single greatest regret is that he had to die for our dream to live.

This ship will carry my body safe to shore » Cherik
Charles Xavier did more for mutants than you will ever know. My single greatest regret is that he had to die for our dream to live.
50 flawless people that make me cry in the corner of my room because of their perfection.
↳ 47) Robert Downey Jr.

It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….
John trying to put on a jumper.
Oh Jawn, you’re doing it wrong.
“sherlock, where are you?! can’t see you!”
“I’m right here, John. Everything is fine; calm your quills.”
DAMN MY SOCK.DAMN MY SOCK
CRYING WITH LAUGHS
i want one so bad my entire BODY HUERTSS
SLKDJSLKJSLKDJ
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
- The L’Oreal brothers
- Male Katniss
- The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
- Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
- Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
- The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
- Robin
- HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
- The Angry Pirate
New still of The Amazing Spider-Man
go peter go
poledance for your life
Tony would be so proud.
Steve would be horrified.
That’s what they get for making Loki the godfather.